WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your knickers in a bunch? Spill the gossips. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can chat us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explod